Hey I'm Sofia - Orphan Black - Doctor Who - Lost Girl - GoT - OINTB - THG - Skins - Finding Carter - The Holy Trinity of YT - Cophine - Valkubus - Naomily - obsessing over fictional queer ladies is one of my specialties - was cosimaqueenhaus
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Ps this was after my birthday party, hence the clown makeup
The Old Testament god thinks that abortions are OK sometimes.
Are conservative Christians trying to be more moral than their own god?
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.
I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.
ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.
|Me:||did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?|
|Me:||I mean it has mixed fabrics.|
|Me:||According to the bible, that's a sin.|
|Mom:||show me where it says that|
|"'Keep my decrees.|
|“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.|
|“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.|
|“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.|
|Mom:||well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell|
|Me:||so why are people doing that with homosexuality|
|me typing in 2009:||Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.|
|me typing in 2010:||Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD|
|me typing in 2011:||Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.|
|me typing in 2012:||lol whats happening hoo Dis|
|me typing in 2013:||( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)|
|me typing in 2014:||#BUYHAPPYLITTLEPILLONITUNES AND #PREORDERTRXYE|
Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
But seniors are just like:
what if at the end of orphan black sarah manning finally knows everything about dyad and project leda and project castor and it’s all horrific and finally someone says “the last one who knew this much lost it” and then the very end is sarah stepping in front of a train